Saturday, 17 September 2011

Minecraft 1.8

Been a while since I played some minecraft and been waiting for this patch before I jump back into the world of blocks.
Its a big patch and quite a few things have changed, some you notice straight away others you find out over time.
  • Three new mobs
  • 9 new blocks and crafting recipes 
  • New Creative game mode
  • NPC Villages with farms and "town borders". 
  • New combat Mechanics.  
  • New Food System. 
  • And lots more

Friday, 11 February 2011

4 weeks till F1

OMG :-D its gonna be good people, its gonna be GOOD!
Hopefully Lewis can complete a few more races this year and take the title again.
Sadly Kubica will be out for at least a year a probably indefinitely, a lot can change in a year.
Its do or die for Schumacher this year, if he doesn't start the season well then I doubt he will last the year, we will see.

Thursday, 10 February 2011

The Royal Wedding

Don't you just love weddings!  especially royal ones.  Makes me wish I was a princess but lets not go there.
I know writing this that 90% of the people reading this wont be from the UK because the fact is the British are treasonous royal haters and it makes me sick.  If I had my way the Queen would live forever, but times change and one day William will be king.  So this is a very important wedding, if it goes well the UK might forget it hates the Monarchy.

So what can be done to make this wedding a great success.  From my experience the British are easy to win over with these simple steps.

1.  The worlds biggest ever open bar, free drinks for everyone!
2.  1 weeks paid holiday for the country
3.  Goodie bags delivered to every house with food drink and commemorative tat

If the Royals do this then they will secure their position for another 1000 years.  and at the low low cost of little over £2,160,000,000 + my 10% fee
Sounds like a bargain to me.

Monday, 7 February 2011

Tate Modern

If you have never had the pleasure of visiting the Tate Modern then you are missing out on many things, such as a sense of disappointment and a bout of lung cancer from the toxic sunflower seeds. 
Now call me old fashioned but a soiled carpet hanging from the wall just doesn't do it for me, neither did the 10s of unfinished sketches with badly drawn limbs.  Seems to me artists are getting lazy and just passing it off as a new trend.  I'm  sure they will put it down to the social commentary of the social distinctions between the multicultural aspects and fascist elements in our neighbourhood newsagents, but I'm just not buying it.
Now despite all that I loved the millions of killer sunflower seeds.  The Tate modern should focus on what its good at, putting the public in danger with dangerous wacky exhibits.

Friday, 28 January 2011

London 2012 Olympics

Not long to go now (in the grand scheme of things) and I bet you are wondering what could I possibly fix about the London Olympics.  Sure they are on schedule to be the biggest bestest Olympics the world has ever seen.  But did you know there will not be enough tickets for all of us to go.  Yep you heard me, and whats more people will be coming over from abroad and stealing the few seats there are.  How the liberal media have kept this under wraps for so long I don't know. 
So now the truth is out, the question is how are we going to sort it out.  Luckily I'm here to save the day (as usual)

Well the heart of the problem is there are too many people in England and not enough seats.  The uneducated among you have no doubt come up with the idea of more seats, tsk tsk.  That means more crowds and a general unpleasant experience for me(even from the comfort of the royal box).
So its down to reducing the amount of people, now mass murder and genocide are a no no(shame on you for even considering it).  Instead we need to slightly adjust the English border.

As you can see from my rather impressive paint skills the new borders should alleviate some of the seating pressure.
Sorry wales and Ireland, your sovereignty wasn't worth the effort with Eastenders about to start.
And there you have it! a fool proof fix(ignoring the huge population of London and the fact its the British Olympics)

Thursday, 20 January 2011


The new sandstone blocks use a lot of sand

Wednesday, 19 January 2011


Due to a funeral which got a little out of hand the church will be raising money for a new roof.